Watchmen is sometimes great*, sometimes good**, sometimes meh***, and sometimes pretty awful****.

( But they left out my favorite scene, and for that I may never forgive them )

I was having a tough time writing the review I wanted for this movie, so I decided to cut out the long blocks of text that just weren’t working and went with what I know.

QUANTUM OF SOLACE: NUTSHELL EDITION

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So, if you are looking for this movie to tie up loose ends from the series, explore the ramifications of the last season, or even deal with them in some sort of coherent way, you’re probably going to want to skip this movie. If you’re still a big fan of The X-Files, I would recommend waiting for this to come out on DVD, renting it, and pretending ( Read more... )

I really liked the first half of this movie, so let’s talk about that first (that’s right; you have to read the boring nice stuff before getting to the funny mean stuff ( Read more... )

Okay, this movie has been called “Disney making fun of Disney,” but I want to dispel that notion right off the bat. It’s not really “Disney making fun of Disney,” unless “Disney making fun of Disney” has been redefined to mean “Disney being exactly like Disney always is.” Which I’m pretty sure it hasn’t. And if I say “Disney” one more time in ( Read more... )

I think this may be my favorite of the movies because Order of the Phoenix is my least favorite book, and the movie does a good job minimizing some of the problems I had with it.

( Cut for length )

Yeah, there’s no way I can talk about this movie without spoilers. This entire review is going to be cut. And just so you know, you’re probably going to see some of these jokes again. So, if you only want to do this once, you might want to wait.

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Note: This is less of a review, and more of a Public Service Announcement. There are spoilers below, but I really feel that you need to know in order to understand ( Read more... )

I’m really behind in my reviews, my writing and my life in general, but I did finally get it together enough to do a write-up about the movie I saw last weekend. Hollywoodland, to me, was good, but not necessarily as great as some people have been proclaiming. Though, I still think it should have been the #1 movie last weekend, ahead of The ( Read more... )

This is the best movie I’ve seen this year ( Read more... )